FAQs (cont’d)

Posted on August 5, 2009


Q: [after a haircut] Do you brush your hair? It doesn’t look like you do. Maybe that’s why you don’t have a wife. Don’t you want to date? Don’t you want a son?
A: [squelch tears, weakly smile, wait til I get home to throw myself onto my bed and listen to savage garden on repeat]

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